SECURE MESSAGE UPLINK
Civilian → Agency desk · Reply address required · LT-01 relay
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ISSUED
S.P.E.C.I.A.L. // LT DIAGNOSTIC
- STRBark volume8
- PERAnkle-level radar10
- ENDCouch patrol stamina9
- CHATreat negotiation7
- INTHeadset discipline9
- AGIZoomies burst6
- LCKSqueaky-ball RNG4
Stats are ceremonial. Do not use for payroll.
INVENTORY // RELAY KIT
- 1× Cigar (ceremonial · non-lit · morale)
- 1× Tactical vest (pockets full of secrets)
- 2× Ears (directional)
- ∞× Loyalty (non-transferable)
- 0× Cats (by policy)
RADIO // AGENCY BANDS
● LIVE · Squidly desk · “Standing by for your traffic…”
Tune back to DATA to send a real message.
MAP // LOCAL GRID
Local grid shows your browser coordinates only (no tracking).
Lat/Lon: requesting…
Messages go to the agency desk via the same secure form channel as recruitment (configured notify address). Not monitored in real time. Fiction site — don’t send secrets. Prefer joining? Use Bunker Access Application instead.